"My shadow is so attached ta me", she says.
"It jus' wont leeves me alone."
"So I lie down on top of it ...
... but wen I rolls ovah, it jus' comes rite back!"
"So I tries to shake it by jumpin' up on da chair."
"But guess wot? Itz still dere!"
"Now I has reeleh had enuff!"
"I noes how ta lick it -- I'm gonna wash dat fing rite outta my hair. Take dat! An' dat, an' dat, yoo dirteh rat!"
And that, as they say, is a wrap!