Monday, September 12, 2011


Today's 'mellow drama' is starring those two magnificent mancats known as Dante and Dylan.   Being the dudely divas that they are, they have insisted on having their close-ups up first.

"Peeples need a FURame of reFURence", declares Dante, and indeed there's certainly lots of FUR to be seen in this PURRticular FURame.

Dylan says "Wen yoor as hansum as I am, yoo don't wanna dePURRive yoor audience of the Big Picture!"

With that taken care of, the drama starts off very mellow indeed.  Dante takes a lazy swipe at Dylan's tail from a relaxed position.

Dylan's tail recoils in surPURRise! "Wots up, dude?", asks Dylan. "Wot did I ever do to yoo?"

 Dante, not satisfied with his first attempt, does it again!  And this time, it's a whopPURR!
"Cheez!", exclaims Dylan. 
"Yoo got cheese?", asks Dante hopefully.
"Yup!", says Dylan as he cuts one (the cheese, that is!).

Now that Dylan is totally 'cheesed off', he feels better.
From the look on his face, Dante has certainly gotten his 'drift'!


After that, Dante turns his attention to other matters.  He's determined to rid himself of any lingering, unwanted FURagrances.

"Let's call a truce, bro", offers Dante.  "An' let bygones be bygones, so to speek."
Dante is still thinking about the now bygone cheesie.


It was an easy peace, until ...

"Revenge is sweet!", says Dante.
"Butt you're not!", retorts Dylan.

In the end, everything works out between the two drifters.
"If yoo cant lick him", says Dylan, "then just lick yoorself!"

We told you this drama was mellow.


Marg said...

You two are hysterical. Just a pootin at each other. What fun. MOL You are both so darn handsome. Wishing you a really fun and maybe pootless day.

Hannah and Lucy said...

Pootin galore - we loved it - their faces tell a thousand words!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Angel, Kirby and Max said...

How funny! I wish I could come up with half the things you do!

Gemini and Ichiro said...

You two are funny!

Sparkle said...

Mancats! We girlcats NEVER do that, of course!

Except for Binga.

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

You two are just too cute for words, and Rumblemum is awed by the massive floofs of Dante...

Cat Wisdom 101 said...

We think Dylan is just jealous of Dante's magnificent furs.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

We can't blame Dante for whapping Dylan's tail. It was very tempting hanging down like that.

Brian's Home Blog said...

You two are a hoot and a poot fur sure!

Katnip Lounge said...

ha ha ha! We blogged about pooting for Tuesday! You boys certainly are odiFURous!

Anonymous said...

Mancats! What are we going to do with you?