Monday, February 1, 2010

3-D MANCAT MONDAY: HOW TO STRIKE A MANCATLY POSE

Dylan and Dante are here today to illustrate how best to strike a mancatly pose for the pawpawrazzi.

First and foremost, one should never look directly at the camera.  Stare into the distance like you are watching the most interesting thing you've ever seen in your life (even if it's just your old mamabean).  This requires some acting skill.  Posing isn't as easy at it seems.

Hold your head up high and open your eyes wide.  This will maximize your handsomeness.

Make sure your ears are always pointed forward.  Twitching ears don't make for a serious portrait.

Smile, but not too broadly.  Your smile should be enigmatic and mysterious.  Make them wonder what you may be thinking.
















And last but certainly not least, ALWAYS LEAVE THEM WANTING MORE!

21 comments:

One Cats Nip said...

Those two are true man models through and through it gives me the chills when I see em

The Creek Cats said...

Gorgeous! We're gonna go practice now!

Angel, Kirby and Max said...

What wonderful poses.

SASS....Sammy Andy Shelly Sierra said...

Magnificent!!!!!!!!! Kudos to you boys and also kudos to your mama for her photography. xxxxxxxxxxx

Cindy said...

So that is the correct way to do it! You mencats did a wonderful job.
Henry

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

You are two handsome mancats who pose very well. I was going to call you a pair of posers but mum said it sounds impolite. I don't know why because she often tells me I'm a little poser.
Flynn

Mouchois said...

I must say that they've got one thing down to a T.
WE WANT MORE!

Anonymous said...

I'm studying very hard--the not looking at mama is very hard for me!

Connor

Lisa Kolosey said...

Wow! Those two handsome mancats could do a feature in CQ (Cat's Quarterly).
~Lisa Co9T

The Crew said...

Hey everyone, we gave you an award. Stop by to pick it up!

Amy & the house of cats said...

You both are wonderful mancat models! Gorgeous as always!

Whimpurr said...

You two most definitely have "the pose" down pat! *purrs*

8GR8LOLCATS said...

Your boys really know how to strike a pose! I think that is what is the most lovely about cat photos is that they mostly look off with that oblivious stare... totally unaffected by the photobug buzzing around them.

Misha said...

It's a shame you boys don't live in New Zealand. You'd be a shoe in for NZ's Next Top Cat Model!

The Island Cats said...

You two are purrfect mancat models!!

The Monkeys said...

You two sure know how to pose! Thanks for the tips!

Cats in trees said...

Dushi is trying out the poses right now. We think he still has a thing or two to learn.

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

More!! More!!!!

(you were successful, mummy is drooling)

Quill and Greyson said...

Sigh, so handsome! Your ideas for catolympics sounds great.

Lisa + current cat said...

We do want more! Those are magnificent mancat poses.

Catline Crew said...

You are great models.