Saturday, May 31, 2014


My darling 3-Ds have committed absolutely no offence.  They were simply going about their business when the darn PAWPAWrazzi snapped their pictures and used them to frame them!

"Honest, I'm compleetly IN NO SCENT!" declares Dante sniffing the neighbour's blossoming bush.

 "Da only fing dey cot me doin'", says Dylan "is finkin' inside da box!  I fink derefore I yam NOT GILTY!"

"Alls I did wuz SUSS fings out -- an' now I am SUSSpecked???" asks Domino.  "Is simpleh not fair!"

  The only thing you three are guilty of is being pretty as pictures!
And that's a good thing.

Friday, May 23, 2014


Dylan's in the mood for hunting.  And not just any kind of hunting -- he wants SQUIRREL!!!  And nothing else but SQUIRREL!!!

"Now dat it's BBQ seesun, I needs me sum joosy skwirrel kebobs!  It makes me drool jus' finkin' about it."

This is Dylan's adFURsary -- and, from the look of his hat, it doesn't appear like he's going to go down without a fight.  "I belongs to a race of SuPURR Squirrels", says the Dark One.  An' we are all highly trained in anti-pussycat warfare."

 As Dylan leisurely looks around for his quarry, the Dark One sneaks up on him stealthily (as his training has taught him).

 Then suddenly as his ears sound an alert, Dylan hears a rustling sound behind him.

 "It is I, yoor foe", declares the Dark One.  "I'm claimin' dis proPURRty fur all squirrels efurrywhere!"

 "Sheesh!", says Dylan (likely thinking of those sheesh-kebobs he's pining for).  "Dis wascally wodent shur has a lotta nerve!!!  He duzn't noes who he's dealin' wif!"

 "I noes yoor a fraidy cat, but jus' in case yoo even fink of makin' a  wrong move, I hassa surprise fur yoo up in my tree fort."

 The Dark One has a machine gun at the ready ...  AND he has called in reinfurcements!

 "I kin shoot yoo point blank!" says the little Red One with the revolver.

 "I kin blow yoo to smithereens!", says the medium-sized Gray One one with the missile launcher.

"An' I kin fill yoo wif holes in 30 seconds flat!", threatens the large Brown One covered in camouflage.

Fearful for his life, Dylan is quick to roll over into a submissive PAWSition and wave his white flag.  The Dark One is thrilled with his easy victory!

As Dylan gets to his feet in order to retreat as quickly as possible, he doesn't even notice that his hat has fallen off.

"We taught dat 'mighty' huntah a lesson and didn't even hafta fire a shot!  Now let's has sum lunch."

Dylan looks back at what was once his front yard.  It seems that now it's the exclusive territory of the alien wildlife known as the Squirrely Kind.  "Dose squirrels is jus' goin' NUTS!!!" says he.

In the end, Dylan has to give them a 'hats off" because of their quick and decisive victory.
Standing atop his newly claimed bounty, the Gray One says "We likes white meats, too, as long as dey is NUT MEATS!"  

"Come an' get it efurrywun!"

Wednesday, May 21, 2014


Just like dandelion fluff, Domino actually floats around.

Here she is crossing the street with all of her feet up in the air at the same time.  It's quite remarkable considering it's not just anyone who can float on air!

"It duzn't float my boat, dat's fur shur -- halp get me outta heer!"

"Not jus' anywun kin be a DANDY LION!" proclaims Dante.

Monday, May 19, 2014


In Canada we still celebrate Queen Victoria's Birthday with a long weekend and lots of fireworks.  And, as a United Empire Loyalist I feel compelled to contribute to that celebration along with my 3-D Cats.

Dante, Dylan and Domino just love dressing up in Victorian Steampunk fashion.  Not only is it punky, but it's funky -- big time!

Dante's painting himself, and the town red, tonight in this Steampunk version of Victorian dress.
"Let me make dis cleer", says Dante.  "I'm NOT wearin' a dress!  I am sportin' sum rose-coloured glasses, howevah."

 Dylan's all agog in his Steampunk goggles and top hat.
"I'm all geared up fur a great time tonight.  I jus' can't wait fur da exploshuns!"
At least we don't have to worry about fireworks putting HIS eye out, do we? 

 Domino is wearing offbeat Steampunk black and white with an updated Victorian flair.
"Dis may be da day ta fly da colours, but I likes ta see fings in good ol' black an' white ('cept wen I'm watchin' TV acourse!)"

I guess Domino will have to stay home 'cause there's gonna be fireworks in the old town tonight!  

We live in Ottawa, Ontario which is Canada's capital, so there's always a colourful display.

Friday, May 16, 2014


Here are the latest "purrtraits" of my darling 3-Ds.

 Dante springs forth!
"I ackshually prefurs bein' furst, but forth ain't two shabbeh", says Dante.

 Dylan springs back!
"Yes, mebbe I is taken a back, but I wuz gonna return it", says Dylan.

Domino springs up!
"An' I has lotsa 'up-inions', too -- like dis pichur frame is jus' a liddle too shabbeh fur me!  I likes sumfin a liddle more refind", opines Domino.  "So FIND it!"

Thursday, May 15, 2014


It's May15th which is "Straw Hat Day" here on the Cat Blogosphere.  As you know, my 3-Ds just LOVE to wear hats, so this is just up their alley.

Today Dante's alley is deep in the jungle.  He's sporting a straw "Indiana Jones" hat and he's on the alert for lurking danger.  With his trusty rope he can fly Tarzan-like through the trees, or rope in a pesky beast if need be -- just like his hero, Indiana!

When they drew straws for which hat to wear, none looked as good as this "Kenny Chesney" yellow straw cowboy hat.  So Dylan lucked out.  "My hat mite be yellow, but I'm not", says he.  "Yeah, sure -- that's bull!", says I, staring at the skull on his bolo tie.

Domino is a vision of loveliness in her comtemPURRary straw hat trimmed in black with feather.  "I gots a feddah in my cap", boasts she.  Her pretty black and white polka-dotted bow with fuschia and green accent combine to make her a real standout.

By the way, it seems they've just come out with straw hats made especially for cats (or people who want to pretend they're cats).  They even have their own ears!

'Ears' to a Happy Straw Hat Day, efurryone!

Wednesday, May 14, 2014


Dylan as you know is rather meek, so one of his favourite games is "Hide an' Peek"!

 Come out!

 Come out -- wherever you are!

"Cudn't find me, huh?  Dat's becuz I'm at da PEEK of my game!"

Sunday, May 11, 2014


Dante, Dylan and Domino worked very hard to make this special Mother's Day card which is dedicated to all Mothers efurrywhere!

(Biggify for best view)

Today, we want all Mothers to live it up, and have a ball!