"I noes efurryfing dere is about layin'!", says he.
"If yoor gonna lay about, yoo gotta look relacksed. See how I tuck my paw undah?"
"Sumtimes yoo mite wanna look like yoor gonna move or sumfin ...
... but to fake 'em out, yoo jus' rolls around."
"Wot's dat yoo say, Mama? It's time to get up???"
"OK, now wot?"
"O, yoo wonts me to pose fur yoo standing up!"
"I mus' say dis is reeleh verreh exhawstin'!"
"Kin we go inside now? I needs a nap!"