DYLAN: A DATE WITH HALLE BERRY!

Dylan is simply drooling over the thought of a date with Halle Berry!

"I has always preFURRed RASPBERRIES, but recently my tastes has changed", says he.

"An' besides, I jus' cant berry my felines anymore.  Now I'm crazy about BLOOBERRIES -- cuz dat's da colour of my troo love's eyes!"

Meet Halle Berry!  Isn't she just BLOOtiful?

"I'm singin' da BLOOS until mai mancat gets heer", she says.  "I alwais enjoys doin' a liddle sCAT.  It helps ta pass da time."

Bloo-be-doo-be-doo!

And then Halle gasps as she spots Dylan coming in the door.  This is the moment she's been waiting for.  They kiss ...

... and now Dylan's singing the Blues -- because he's so berry, berry happy!  Halle Berry's simply the best!