With winter coming, Dylan thought he'd get a 'rust treatment' (rather than an anti-rust treatment, you see). So, there he is in his rust felt fedora with a rust plaid tie. And he's put on one of his very best watches, a Roger Dubuis 'La Monegasque' Chronograph.
As usual, Dylan is keeping an eye out for any threats nearby. He is so intent on looking elsewhere that he hasn't noticed that sneaky little pilFURer at his feet. By the time he did notice, it was too late because the 'rodent robber' was too far away, already wearing his watch as a belt around its waist!
"Now I gots his booty on MY booty -- snort, snort!" says the pickpocket.
"Yoo ever heer a 'Slim Pickens'? Well, I'm his long lost cousin -- Paunchy."