They give each other a brofurly greeting, but Dylan is clearly taken aback!
"Oh pfffffffffff!" says Dante as he gives Dylan a raspberry. "Wot are yoo turnin' yoor nose up at?"
"Frankly, bro, it's yoor breaf", admits Dylan tentatively.
"Breaf is nuffin but hot air!!!" declares Dante. "Wot's wrong wif dat?"
"All I kin say is hot air duzn't rise quickly enuff" says Dylan turning his head rapidly to avoid any more noxious emissions.
"It looks like nuffin ackshully kin come between us. I'm outta heer!!!" says Dylan as he takes his leave.
"Harumph! Wot a pussy!" snorts Dante, feeling very insulted.
"Oh deer!" says Dylan as he cozies up to one.