You know when it's almost autumn when the crabapples start to FALL. "I jus' doan like it wen dey falls on my head", says Dante PURRofoundly.
I'm sure that hat will keep you from being injured, Dante. No worries, mate!
When it comes to apples, Dante has the inside track!
"I needs sumware ta keep my stash", she remarks. "Keep your furiends close and yoor gems even closah", says she.
"Watch out for cat burglars!", says I. "Especially those who come bearing roses."
Dylan always likes to make a statement and never moreso than now. "I states dat I loves birds of all sizes, types and colours!" He's hoping his straw hat will make them want to come a little closer so they can get better acquainted. He's even offering up his brim as a PURRch.
"Aftah all" he says 'brimming' with enthusiasm "dey makes nests outta straw, duzn't dey? Why not make wun on my head?"
"We cud be wun big happeh family!"