DYLAN AND HIS DOPPELGANGER!

When Dylan's outside he almost always has this wide-eyed PETrified look on his face and his ears go all wonky, pointing in opposite directions.

Witness ...

Well, wasn't I surprised to find an artist's rendering of a would-be Dylan!  Whoever modelled for this picture must be Dylan's Doppelganger.

But then PURRhaps cream tabbies (otherwise known as dilute gingers) all have such chicken-hearted disPAWSitions.  They're pale as a ghost and ...

... look like they've seen one!