DYLAN'S RITES OF SPRING

Dylan likes to do the 'rite' thing.  And now that it's Spring, he's within his 'rites' to do it.

 "Spurring is all about sniffin' an' markin'", says Dylan.

 "Furst yoo gets yoor nose up reel close an' inhales deeply."

 "An' den yoo rubs yoor muzzle on it ta obliterate any uddah smells but yoor own."

"It allways makes me blush!" sighs Dylan.

We salute you, Dylan.  You get high marks for asserting your 'rites' in such a pawsitive manner!

Oh dear, looks like we spoke too soon.

It seems that Dylan has really gone to pot!