"It's a bootiful day but unporchunately Mama's at it again!"
"Doan boddah me wilst I'm doin' my bench PURRess, pleeze -- yoor breakin' my concentrashun!"
"Back off muddah @*%&#*!"
(I'm translating here because I'm sure she meant to say 'mother dear'.)
"I guess I hasta has a meltdown fur Mama to get da message!"