Monday, July 11, 2011

MANCAT MONDAY WITH DANTE AND DYLAN: TABBY TABOOS

The boys are out in the front yard together.  Dante's just relaxing on the front porch when he hears something rustling.
"Wot's dat?"

"Oh, is jus' Dylan -- wot's up bro?"

"Ware are yoo goin'?  Hey, get back heer!", demands Dante.

"I wonts ta doo sumfing excitin'", says Dylan, "but I wonts yoo ta cum, too!"


But Dante doesn't move, so Dylan decides to wait.

The more Dylan waits, the more impatient he becomes.  "How EARitatin'!", he proclaims.

"Dum de dum, dum" mumbles Dylan as his eyes glaze over with boredom.

Then Dylan hears something behind him.

Why, it's Dante!  Dylan must have fallen asleep for Dante to get by him without notice like that.

"So heer I yam!" exclaims Dante.

"Wot is it dat yoo wonts ta doo?"


Now Dante is the one who must wait, as Dylan tries to make up his mind.

"Good gwief, bro -- ware doo yoo wanna go?"

"Follow me", says Dylan.


"Dere's sum reely interestin' stuff goin' on heer at da nayPURRs -- let's check it owt."

And so they do!  No stone or brick is left unsniffed!

"Da mos' excitin' fing is dat dis is TABOO" says Dylan.
"Wot duz it meen, TABOO?" asks Dante.
"Itz wen tabbies, like yoo an' me, do sumfing dey is not supposta do, and den dey say "Boo"!, replies Dylan.  "Is yoo reddy bro?  Let's say it togedder now.  1, 2, 3 ...."

'BOO!'

THE END

10 comments:

Fuzzy Tales said...

You guys are too silly. :-)

It's too hot to do too much adventuring these days!

The Cat From Hell said...

Dear Dante and Dylan
We has been moving from shade puddle to shade puddle and not much is happening here either.
Kisses
Nellie

Angel and Kirby said...

We hopes you do not say boo to us!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

You two have great outside adventures.

The Monkeys said...

You two have the best adventures! We love the brotherly love between you two.

Cat said...

I laughed that it took you boys so long to decide what to do. You need Miss Domino to come by and take charge!!! :-)

Simba said...

My goodness, yes, Dylan looks much like Audrey, and of course Dante looks somewhat like Simba, though both your boys are bigger cats than we are. And Dante really does look like a lion in many poses.

Sparkle said...

Yep, sounds like a typical day in catdom... taking forever to decide what to do, then invariably it's something that is supposedly verboten!

Katnip Lounge said...

We love to see you guys in the yard, doing guy stuff! And saying "boo", too!
Dante, Mommy squee-ed when she saw your freckled lips and gums--she's odd, we know.

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

MOL! Yoo too are a comic act!